My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn’t need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.
Drink - Drinking - Drunk Quotes
It’s a naive domestic little Burgundy without any breeding, but I think you’ll be amused by its presumption.
Work is the curse of the drinking class.
A drunk was in front of a judge. The judge says “You’ve been brought here for drinking. The drunk says “Okay, let’s get started.”
One martini is all right, two is two many, three is not enough.
Personality must be accepted for what it is. You mustn’t mind that a poet is a drunk, rather that drunks are not always poets.
Time is never wasted when you’re wasted all the time.
I am at the end of a day’s work and a little beet, yet so buoyed up buy the extravagance of to daze expression off friendchip from you that I have repaired to my study two reply at once, lest lethargee come on ass the sir prize wears off and I never wride at all. […]
Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.
You can’t be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline – it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.
