I love to drink martinis. One Drink, two at the most. With three I’m under the table, Four and I’m under the host.
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There are three things that are not to be credited: a woman when she weeps, a merchant when he swears, nor a drunkard when he prays.
Not drunk is he who from the floor – Can rise alone and still drink more; But drunk is They, who prostrate lies, Without the power to drink or rise.
Rye whiskey, rye whiskey, rye whiskey I cry. If I don’t get rye whiskey, I surely will die. If the ocean was whisky, and I was a duck, I’d dive to the bottom and never come up. I’ll eat when I’m hungry and drink when I’m dry. If whiskey don’t kill me, I’ll live till […]
There are two reasons for drinking: one is, when you are thirsty, to cure it; the other, when you are not thirsty, to prevent it.
Drink the first. Sip the second slowly. Skip the third.
Sometimes the Bible in the hand of one man is worse than a whisky bottle in the hand of (another)… There are just some kind of men who – who’re so busy worrying about the next world they’ve never learned to live in this one.
You make any number of promises when you have been drinking all evening. Next morning you won’t keep one. Drink in the morning, Pollio.
One can drink too much, but one never drinks enough.
It is a mistake to think that Acerra reeks of yesterday’s liquor: Acerra always drinks till next morning.
