You make any number of promises when you have been drinking all evening. Next morning you won’t keep one. Drink in the morning, Pollio.
Drink - Drinking - Drunk Quotes
One can drink too much, but one never drinks enough.
It is a mistake to think that Acerra reeks of yesterday’s liquor: Acerra always drinks till next morning.
I envy people who drink – at least they know what to blame everything on.
You’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
In the bottle discontent seeks for comfort, cowardice for courage, and bashfulness for confidence.
I don’t drink; I don’t like it – it makes me feel good.
If you drink, don’t drive. Don’t even putt.
Melancholy, indeed, should be diverted by every means but drinking.
Drinking provides a beautiful excuse to pursue the one activity that truly gives me pleasure, hooking up with fat, hairy girls.
