Human reason is like a drunken man on horseback; set it up on one side, and it tumbles over on the other.
Drink - Drinking - Drunk Quotes
Booze may not be the answer, but it helps you to forget the question.
Too much work and too much energy kill a man just as effectively as too much assorted vice or too much drink.
Long quaffing maketh a short lyfe.
Satiety comes of too frequent repetition; and he who will not give himself leisure to be thirsty can never find the true pleasure of drinking.
When I drank, the part that felt dangerous and needy grew bright and strong and real. The part that coveted love kicked into gear. The yes grew louder than the no.
Love makes the world go round? Not at all. Whisky makes it go round twice as fast.
I drink because she nags, he said I nag because he drinks. But if the truth be known to you, He’s a lush and she’s a shrew.
I woke up Sunday morning With no way to hold my head that didn’t hurt And the beer I had for breakfast wasn’t bad So I had one more for desert Fumbled thru my closets, thru my clothes And found my cleanest dirty shirt And I washed my face and combed my hair Stumbled down […]
Short-term amnesia is not the worst affliction if you have an Irish flair for the sauce.
