When I drank, the part that felt dangerous and needy grew bright and strong and real. The part that coveted love kicked into gear. The yes grew louder than the no.
Drink - Drinking - Drunk Quotes
Love makes the world go round? Not at all. Whisky makes it go round twice as fast.
I drink because she nags, he said I nag because he drinks. But if the truth be known to you, He’s a lush and she’s a shrew.
I woke up Sunday morning With no way to hold my head that didn’t hurt And the beer I had for breakfast wasn’t bad So I had one more for desert Fumbled thru my closets, thru my clothes And found my cleanest dirty shirt And I washed my face and combed my hair Stumbled down […]
Short-term amnesia is not the worst affliction if you have an Irish flair for the sauce.
Then here’s to the heartening wassail, Wherever good fellows are found; Be its master instead of its vassal, and order the glasses around.
He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lampposts – for support rather than illumination.
If die I must, let me die drinking in an Inn.
I only drink to make other people seem interesting.
Sometimes the Bible in the hand of one man is worse than a whisky bottle in the hand of (another)… There are just some kind of men who – who’re so busy worrying about the next world they’ve never learned to live in this one.
