I don’t drink; I don’t like it – it makes me feel good.
Drink - Drinking - Drunk Quotes
If you drink, don’t drive. Don’t even putt.
Melancholy, indeed, should be diverted by every means but drinking.
Drinking provides a beautiful excuse to pursue the one activity that truly gives me pleasure, hooking up with fat, hairy girls.
Life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life, so get wasted all of the time and have the time of your life.
I must entreat you to be scrupulous in the use of strong liquors. One night’s drunkenness may defeat the labors of forty days well employed.
If you drink like a fish, don’t drive – swim.
When I realized that what I had turned out to be was a lousy, two-bit pool hustler and drunk, I wasn’t depressed at all. I was glad to have a profession.
Drink today, and drown all sorrow; You shall perhaps not do it tomorrow; Best, while you have it, use your breath; There is no drinking after death.
I believe, if we take habitual drunkards as a class, their heads and their hearts will bear an advantageous comparison with those of any other class. There seems ever to have been a proneness in the brilliant and warm-blooded to fall into this vice.
