Here’s to living single, seeing double and sleeping triple!

To women and horses – And the men that ride them!

There are several good reasons for drinking – and one has just entered my head. If a man can’t drink when he’s living, then how the hell can he drink when he’s dead.

May the ships at sea never be bottoms up.

Four blessings upon you – Older whiskey – Younger women – Faster horses – More money.

Here’s to all of the women who have used me and abused me – And may they continue to do so!

Here’s to cheating, stealing, fighting, and drinking. If you cheat, may you cheat death. If you steal, may you steal a woman’s heart. If you fight, may you fight for a brother. And if you drink, may you drink with me.