These days the necessities of life cost you about three times what they used to, and half the time they aren’t even fit to drink.
Drink - Drinking - Drunk Quotes
A drink is shorter than a tale.
He who goes to bed, and goes to bed sober, Falls as the leaves do, and dies in October; But he who goes to bed, and goes to bed mellow, Lives as he ought to do, and dies an honest fellow.
The first draught a man drinks ought to be for thirst, the second for nourishment, the third for pleasure, the fourth for madness.
A drunk man’s tongue is a sober man’s mind.
Reality is an illusion that occurs due to lack of alcohol.
May you taste the sweetest pleasures that fortune ere bestowed, and may all your friends remember all the favors you are owed.
Here’s a health to all those that we love, Here’s a health to all those that love us, Here’s a health to all those that love them – that love those – that love them – that love those – that love us.
A productive drunk is the bane of moralists.
May your health be like the capital of Ireland – Always Dublin!
