A drunk man’s tongue is a sober man’s mind.
Drink - Drinking - Drunk Quotes
Reality is an illusion that occurs due to lack of alcohol.
Warning: consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish.
When there are a lot of drunk people about to drive home, drive as fast as you can. It is a lot harder for drunk people to hit you that way.
Drunk is feeling sophisticated when you can’t say it.
Who needs friends when you can sit alone in your room and drink?
Best while you have it use your breath – There is no drinking after death.
Here’s to bein’ singl – drinkin’ doubles – and seein’ triple!
I’ll have what the man on the floor’s having!
Here’s to living single, seeing double and sleeping triple!
