Don’t drink and drive, you might hit a bump and spill your drink.
Drink - Drinking - Drunk Quotes
God made wine for great and small. Small fools drink too much. Great fools drink none at all!
One drink is just right; two is too many; three are too few.
Drink and drive. We need the business. (on a tow truck)
If you drink enough wine, it doesn’t matter how bad it is.
Choose your company before you drink.
May your Guardian Angel be at your side to pick ya up off the floor and hand ya another cold stout from the store.
Here’s champagne to your real friends – And real pain to your sham friends!
Here’s to the women in the high-heeled shoes, who smoke men’s fags and drink men’s booze; and when they kiss, they kiss so sweet, they make things stand that have no feet!
Wind to thy wings. Light to thy path. Dreams to thy heart.
