Insults Quotes

Do not repay evil or insult with insult, but with blessing, because to this you were called so that you may inherit a blessing. (1 Peter 3:9)

They don’t hardly make ’em like him any more – but just to be on the safe side, he should be castrated anyway.

His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork.

From the Gutter to You, Ain’t Up.

Greater love hath no man than this, that he lay down his friends for his life. (On a Macmillan cabinet shuffle)

He’s the kind of man who picks his friends – to pieces.

Your ears are like flowers. Cauliflowers. Your lips are like petals. Bicycle petals. Your teeth are like stars. They come out at night.

Clearinus wears six rings on each of his fingers, and never takes them off even at night, or when he bathes. Do you ask the reason? He has no ring case.

It has been the political career of this man to begin with hypocrisy, proceed with arrogance, and finish with contempt. (about John Adams)

Thou call’st me dog before thou hadst a cause, But since I am a dog, beware my fangs. (The Merchant of Venice)