Insults Quotes

He never said a foolish thing nor never did a wise one.

I regard you with an indifference bordering on aversion.

Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?

She’s been on more laps than a napkin.

“I don’t have to stay here to be insulted.” – “I realize that. You’re insulted everywhere, I imagine.”

God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board.

She looked as if she had been poured into her clothes and had forgotten to say “when.”

An incautious congressman playfuly ran his hand of Nick’s shiny scalp and commented, “It feels just like my wife’s backside.” NIck instantly repeated the gesture. “So it does,” he replied.

I didn’t like the play. But I saw it under unfavorable circumstances – the curtains were up.

He can’t help it. He was born with a silver foot in his mouth. (on misstatements made by George Herbert Walker Bush)