Insults Quotes

She’s been on more laps than a napkin.

“I don’t have to stay here to be insulted.” – “I realize that. You’re insulted everywhere, I imagine.”

God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board.

She looked as if she had been poured into her clothes and had forgotten to say “when.”

Fine words! I wonder where you stole them.

Had double chins all the way down to his stomach.

We could both wish that our first impression of K.M. was not that she stinks like a – well civet cat that had taken to streetwalking.

The only gracious way to accept an insult is to ignore it; if you can’t ignore it, top it; if you can’t top it, laugh at it; if you can’t laugh at it, it’s probably deserved.

Don’t be so humble – you are not that great.

A little emasculated mass of inanity. (about Henry James)