Insults Quotes

I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll make an exception.

I can’t believe that out of 100,000 sperm, you were the quickest.

There’s nothing wrong with you that reincarnation won’t cure.

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.

A brain of feathers, and a heart of lead.

I wish I’d known you when you were alive.

I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn’t it.

A cherub’s face, a reptile all the rest.

There are two insults no human being will endure: that he has no sense of humor, and that he has never known trouble.

She’s afraid that if she leaves, she’ll become the life of the party.