Insults Quotes

A woman whose face looked as if it had been made of sugar and someone had licked it.

Never insult a writer. You may find yourself immortalized in ways you may not appreciate.

I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll make an exception.

I can’t believe that out of 100,000 sperm, you were the quickest.

There’s nothing wrong with you that reincarnation won’t cure.

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.

A brain of feathers, and a heart of lead.

I wish I’d known you when you were alive.

I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn’t it.

A cherub’s face, a reptile all the rest.