Never Quotes

Never steal anything so small that you’ll have to go to an unpleasant city jail for it instead of a minimum security federal tennis prison.

Never let a problem become an excuse!

Never stand between a dog and the hydrant.

Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with something bigger and heavier.

Never thrust your sickle into another’s corn.

You never get a second chance to make a first impression.

Never fear shadows. They simply mean that there’s a light somewhere nearby.

My wife keeps complaining I never listen to her… or something like that.

Never slap a man who chews tobacco.

To learn and never be filled, is wisdom; to teach and never be weary, is love.