Never run after your own hat- others will be delighted to do it; why spoil their fun?
Never Quotes
Never do anything standing that you can do sitting, or anything sitting that you can do lying down.
Never be afraid to sit awhile and think.
Never comment on a woman’s rear end. Never use the words “large” or “size” with “rear end”. Never. Avoid the area altogether. Trust me.
Amplifying on the things improperly attributed to him, Yogi said: “I never really said all those things I said.”
Never get out of bed before noon.
I never saw a Purple Cow; I never hope to See One; But I can Tell you, Anyhow, I’d rather See than Be One.
Never hold discussions with the monkey when the organ grinder is in the room.
Never trust a man with short legs-brains too near their bottoms.
And therefore never send to know for whom the bell tolls; it tolls for thee.
