Never steal anything so small that you’ll have to go to an unpleasant city jail for it instead of a minimum security federal tennis prison.
Never Quotes
Never let a problem become an excuse!
Amplifying on the things improperly attributed to him, Yogi said: “I never really said all those things I said.”
Never get out of bed before noon.
I never saw a Purple Cow; I never hope to See One; But I can Tell you, Anyhow, I’d rather See than Be One.
Never hold discussions with the monkey when the organ grinder is in the room.
Never trust a man with short legs-brains too near their bottoms.
And therefore never send to know for whom the bell tolls; it tolls for thee.
Never lend books, for no one ever returns them. The only books I have in my library are books that other folks have leant me.
A caterpillar who seeks to know himself would never become a butterfly.