Never try to reason the predjudice out of a man. It wasn’t reasoned into him, and cannot be reasoned out.
Never Quotes
When pigs fly.
Never lend books, for no one ever returns them. The only books I have in my library are books that other folks have leant me.
A caterpillar who seeks to know himself would never become a butterfly.
You fell victim to one of the classic blunders. The most famous is: “Never get involved in a land war in Asia.” But, only slightly less well known is this: “Never go in against a Sicilian, when death is on the line!”
Never be afraid to sit awhile and think.
Never comment on a woman’s rear end. Never use the words “large” or “size” with “rear end”. Never. Avoid the area altogether. Trust me.
Amplifying on the things improperly attributed to him, Yogi said: “I never really said all those things I said.”
Never get out of bed before noon.
I never saw a Purple Cow; I never hope to See One; But I can Tell you, Anyhow, I’d rather See than Be One.
