Never date a girl named “Ruby.”
Never Quotes
Never take the antidote before the poison.
Never comment on a woman’s rear end. Never use the words “large” or “size” with “rear end”. Never. Avoid the area altogether. Trust me.
Amplifying on the things improperly attributed to him, Yogi said: “I never really said all those things I said.”
Never get out of bed before noon.
I never saw a Purple Cow; I never hope to See One; But I can Tell you, Anyhow, I’d rather See than Be One.
Never hold discussions with the monkey when the organ grinder is in the room.
Never trust a man with short legs-brains too near their bottoms.
And therefore never send to know for whom the bell tolls; it tolls for thee.
Never lend books, for no one ever returns them. The only books I have in my library are books that other folks have leant me.
