Rack Jite Quotes

What conservatives do behind closed doors is their business, but I draw the line at giving them special rights such as where they live, where they can work and being allowed to marry or adopt children.

If the basis of the conservative ideology is responsibility for ones actions, then how can they say Hollywood or the media is responsible for our actions?

As the growing conservative ideology speeds us down that road of selfishness, intolerance, bigotry, and petty hatreds, the only thing the Religious Right has done about such immoral values is to raise the speed limits.

Conservatives haven’t had a new idea since they began purchasing women in lieu of clubbing them.

Name me a conservative idea that is newer than five thousand years.

There are basically two kinds of conservatives; those who don’t got it and blame liberals and minorities for it, and those who got it and only care about keeping it that way.

If you doubt that it is stinky personality that is the driving force behind conservative politics, look back to your pre-political youth. A dollar to a doughnut everyone of those childhood friends and acquaintances who was an asshole then is a conservative today.

It’s really weird when conservatives enjoin us to all have a national discussion about blowjobs, but don’t want the same concerning race.

Conservatives are much like paleontologists. They dig around in prehistoric garbage heaps and anything they discover, they define as a new find.

Communism cannot work because of the inherent greed and selfishness in human nature. Jesus also tried to do something about that. They nailed him to a tree for it.