Will Rogers Quotes

In a real estate man’s eye, the most expensive part of the city is where he has a house to sell.

It’s a great place to live, but I wouldn’t want to visit there.” (On Hollywood)

If you’re ridin’ ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it’s still there.

Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators.

Well, Prohibition is better than no liquor at all.

Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.

No man can be condemned for owning a dog. As long as he has a dog, he has a friend; and the poorer he gets, the better friend he has.

I guess the only way to stop divorce is to stop marriage.

Diplomats are just as essential to starting a war as soldiers are for finishing it. You take diplomacy out of war, and the thing would fall flat in a week.

Diplomacy is the art of saying “Nice doggie” until you can find a rock.