Will Rogers Quotes

The English should give Ireleand home rule – and reserve the motion picture rights.

Invest in inflation. It’s the only thing going up.

Don’t gamble. Take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it ’til it goes up, then sell it. If it don’t go up, don’t buy it.

There have been three great inventions since the beginning of time: fire, the wheel, and central banking.

The nation is prosperpus on the whole, but how much prosperity is there in a hole?

There is no more independence in politics than there is in jail.

When ignorance gets started it knows no bounds.

You know everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.

People love high ideals, but they got to be about 33-percent plausible.

Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.