Woody Allen Quotes

To you I’m an atheist; to God, I’m the Loyal Opposition.

Early in life, I was visited by the bluebird of anxiety.

It’s not that I’m afraid to die. I just don’t want to be there when it happens.

My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.

I don’t want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve immortality through not dying.