Alcohol Quotes

And I will see what physic the tavern affords. (Henry VI)

Horn, corn, wool, and yarn! (Scottish toast)

A horrid alcoholic explosion scatters all my good intentions like bits of limbs and clothes over the doorsteps and into the saloon bars of the tawdriest pubs.

What I’m trying to say is, I’m not a drinker – I’m a drunk.

Fill all the glasses there, for why, Should every creature drink but I? Why, man of morals, tell me why?

Be kind, O Bacchus, take this empty pot offered to thee by Xenophon, the sot, Who, giving this, gives all that he has got.

Drink, and be mad, then; ’tis your country bids! Gloriously drunk, obey th’ important call!

It’s the wise man who stays home when he’s drunk.

Your pretended fear lest error should step in, is like the man that would keep all the wine out of the country lest men should be drunk. It will be found an unjust and unwise jealousy. To deny a man the liberty he hath by nature upon a supposition that he may abuse it.

The man that isn’t jolly after drinking Is just a driveling idiot, to my thinking.