A baby-sitter is a teenager acting like an adult while the adults are out acting like teenagers.
Baby - Babies Quotes
If men bore children, there would only be one born in each family.
A baby is an angel whose wings decrease as his legs increase.
I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?
I hate babies. They’re so human – they remind one of monkeys.
There is no finer investment for any community than putting milk into babies.
It sometimes happens, even in the best of families, that a baby is born. This is not necessarily cause for alarm. The important thing is to keep your wits about you and borrow some money.
He is so mean, he won’t let his little baby have more than one measle at a time.
A babe in the house is a well-spring of pleasure, a messenger of peace and love, a resting place for innocence on earth, a link between angels and men.
Breast Feeding should not be attempted by fathers with hairy chests, since they can make the baby sneeze and give it wind.
