It sometimes happens, even in the best of families, that a baby is born. This is not necessarily cause for alarm. The important thing is to keep your wits about you and borrow some money.
Baby - Babies Quotes
He is so mean, he won’t let his little baby have more than one measle at a time.
A babe in the house is a well-spring of pleasure, a messenger of peace and love, a resting place for innocence on earth, a link between angels and men.
Breast Feeding should not be attempted by fathers with hairy chests, since they can make the baby sneeze and give it wind.
A mother’s singing, however poor, is far better for her baby than the best of records.
Mom and Pop were just a couple of kids when they got married… Mom was working as a maid with a white family. When they found out she was going to have a baby they just threw her out. Pop’s family just about had a fit, too, when they heard about it. They were real […]
Families with babies and families without are so sorry for each other.
Father asked us what was God’s noblest work. Anna said men, but I said babies. Men are often bad, but babies never are.
We haven’t come a long way. We’ve come a short way. If we hadn’t come a short way, no one would be calling us “baby.”
If you were to open up a baby’s head – and I am not suggesting for a moment that you should – you would find nothing but an enormous drool gland.
