I hate babies. They’re so human – they remind one of monkeys.
Baby - Babies Quotes
There is no finer investment for any community than putting milk into babies.
It sometimes happens, even in the best of families, that a baby is born. This is not necessarily cause for alarm. The important thing is to keep your wits about you and borrow some money.
He is so mean, he won’t let his little baby have more than one measle at a time.
A babe in the house is a well-spring of pleasure, a messenger of peace and love, a resting place for innocence on earth, a link between angels and men.
Breast Feeding should not be attempted by fathers with hairy chests, since they can make the baby sneeze and give it wind.
A mother’s singing, however poor, is far better for her baby than the best of records.
Mom and Pop were just a couple of kids when they got married… Mom was working as a maid with a white family. When they found out she was going to have a baby they just threw her out. Pop’s family just about had a fit, too, when they heard about it. They were real […]
Families with babies and families without are so sorry for each other.
Father asked us what was God’s noblest work. Anna said men, but I said babies. Men are often bad, but babies never are.
