When I heated my home with oil, I used an average of 800 gallons a year. I have found that I can keep comfortably warm for an entire winter with slightly over half that quantity of beer.
Beer Quotes
Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer.
In heaven there is no beer- That’s why we drink ours here.
All other nations are drinking Ray Charles beer and we are drinking Barry Manilow.
Prohibition makes you want to cry in your beer, and denies you the beer to cry into.
But the greatest love – the love above all loves, even greater than that of a mother, is the tender, passionate, undying love, of one beer drunken slob for another.
I like beer. On occasion, I will even drink beer to celebrate a major event such as the fall of communism or the fact that the refrigerator is still working.
Why certainly I’d like to have that fellow who hits a home run every time at bat, who strikes out every opposing batter when he’s pitching, who throws strikes to any base or the plate when he’s playing outfield and who’s always thinking about two innings ahead just what he’ll do to baffle the other […]
A Chief stood before his CPO selectees with several items in front of him. When the session began, wordlessly he picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with rocks, about 2″ in diameter. He then asked the group if the jar was full. They agreed that it was. […]
Abstainer: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure.
