Once there, they discover that sunshine isn’t enough. They get tired of oranges, even of avocado pears, and passion fruit. Nothing happens. They do not know what to do with their time… They watch the waves come in at Venice… but after you’ve seen one wave, you’ve seen them all… Their boredom becomes more and […]
California Quotes
When an Okie moves to California, he raises the IQ of both states.
California is a place where they shoot too many pictures and not enough actors.
Living in California adds ten years to a man’s life. And those extra ten years I’d like to spend in New York.
Soon Los Angeles will be in San Diego, swallow San Francisco and pave every acre of earth up to the Gold river. The only historic monuments spared will be the rest rooms in the gasoline stations.
Live in New York City once, but leave before it makes you hard. Live in Northern California once, but leave before it makes you soft.
I am a salesman by nature. And now most of my energies will go into selling California… if I can sell tickets to my movies like “Red Sonja” or “Last Action Hero,” you know I can sell just about anything.
L.A.: where there’s never weather, and walking is a crime.
Los Angeles makes the rest of California seem authentic.
The chief products of Los Angeles are novelizations, salad, game show hosts, points, muscle tone, mini-series, and rewrites. They export all of these items with the twin exceptions of muscle tone and points, neither of which seem to travel well.
