When an Okie moves to California, he raises the IQ of both states.
California Quotes
California is a place where they shoot too many pictures and not enough actors.
Living in California adds ten years to a man’s life. And those extra ten years I’d like to spend in New York.
Soon Los Angeles will be in San Diego, swallow San Francisco and pave every acre of earth up to the Gold river. The only historic monuments spared will be the rest rooms in the gasoline stations.
Live in New York City once, but leave before it makes you hard. Live in Northern California once, but leave before it makes you soft.
I am a salesman by nature. And now most of my energies will go into selling California… if I can sell tickets to my movies like “Red Sonja” or “Last Action Hero,” you know I can sell just about anything.
L.A.: where there’s never weather, and walking is a crime.
L.A.: where the streetlights and palm trees go on forever, where darkness never comes, like a deal that never goes down, a meeting that’s never taken. The city of angels: where every cockroach has a screenplay and even the winos wear roller skates. It’s that kind of town.
There is no culture here in California, only trash. The West Coast has no tradition, no dignity, no ethics – this is where that monster Richard Nixon grew up. One must work with the trash, pit it against itself.
This is asinine! A Caesar Chavez Day in California? Wasn’t he convicted of a crime?
