L.A. Is a meat factory that grinds people into neat little packages.
California Quotes
Isn’t it nice that people who prefer Los Angeles to San Francisco live there?
Back about in 48; or ’46 an eager-beaver American army officer captured California. You know what the State Department did? They made him hand it back. Seems he hadn’t touched second base, or something. So they had to go to the trouble of capturing it all over again a few months later.
California, n.: From Latin “calor”, meaning “heat” (as in English “calorie” or Spanish “caliente”); and “fornia'” for “sexual intercourse” or “fornication.” Hence: Tierra de California, “the land of hot sex.”
It’s a scientific fact that if you stay in California you lose one point of your IQ every year.
No man could find a better spot on earth, if only he had some intelligent person to talk to… Los Angeles is a waxworks museum. Everything looks real, then you notice it’s a fairly good replica which, however, never fools you.
I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix.
In California, everyone goes to a therapist, is a therapist, or is a therapist going to a therapist.
California is a tragic country – like Palestine, like every Promised Land.
California: bordering always on the Pacific and sometimes on the ridiculous. So, why do I live here? Because the sun goes down a block from my house.
