It’s a scientific fact that if you stay in California you lose one point of your IQ every year.
California Quotes
No man could find a better spot on earth, if only he had some intelligent person to talk to… Los Angeles is a waxworks museum. Everything looks real, then you notice it’s a fairly good replica which, however, never fools you.
I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix.
In California, everyone goes to a therapist, is a therapist, or is a therapist going to a therapist.
California is a tragic country – like Palestine, like every Promised Land.
California: bordering always on the Pacific and sometimes on the ridiculous. So, why do I live here? Because the sun goes down a block from my house.
California reminds me of the popular American Protestant concept of Heaven: there is always a reasonable flow of new arrivals; one meets many – not all – of one’s friends; people spend a good deal of their time congratulating one another about the fact that they are there; discontent would be unthinkable; and the newcomer […]
We have two kinds of air: regular and chunky style.
San Francisco is a mad city – inhabited for the most part by perfectly insane people whose women are of remarkable beauty.
Whatever starts in California unfortunately has a tendency to spread.
