Comics Quotes Quotes

Your brain is like your stomach in the sense that if it’s empty, you’re willing to put anything in there to fill it up. (“Dilbert”)

One way to compensate for a tiny brain is to pretend to be dead. (“Dilbert”)

It’s summer! I only get three short months to goof off! I’m not going to waste these precious days reading books! (“Calvin and Hobbes”)

The best things in life are silly. (“Dilbert”)

You can complain because roses have thorns, or you can rejoice because thorns have roses. (“Ziggy”)

As my artist’s statement explains, my work is utterly incomprehensible and is therefore full of deep significance. (“Calvin and Hobbes”)

If you spend all of your time arguing with people who are nuts, you’ll be exhausted and the nuts will still be nuts.

I know the answer! The answer lies within the heart of all mankind. The answer is twelve? (“Peanuts”)

Wisdom doesn’t necessarily come with age. Sometimes age just shows up all by itself. (“Ziggy”)

Just remember, once you’re over the hill you begin to pick up speed. (“Peanuts”)