Comics Quotes Quotes

Calvin: Without question, that was one of the worst experiences of my life. Dad: It built character. Calvin: Oh sure. Why can’t I ever build character at a Miami condo or a casino somewhere? (“Calvin and Hobbes”)

Nothing spoils fun like finding out it builds character. (“Calvin and Hobbes”)

Change is good. You go first. (“Dilbert”)

What was that popping sound? – A paradigm shifting without a clutch. (“Dilbert”)

People hate change, and for good reason. Change makes us stupider, relatively speaking. Change adds new information to the universe; information that we don’t know. Our knowledge – as a percentage of all the things that can be known – goes down a tick every time something changes. And frankly, if we’re talking about a […]

You have to remember that men are a lot like cats. When one of them offers you a dead rodent, it’s the most valuable gift he can think of. (Catwoman)

Managers are like cats in a litter box. They instinctively shuffle things around to conceal what they’ve done.

Many of us are more capable than some of us… but none of us is as capable as all of us!! (“Ziggy”)

Communicating with your employees is like being a frightened chunk of marble in a room full of sculptors. They’ll try to chip away at everything you say until by process of elimination they figure out the truth. (“Dilbert”)

The biggest problem in the business world is that there are no socially acceptable ways to tell coworkers to leave your cubicle. (“Dilbert”)