The waist is a terrible thing to mind. (“Ziggy”)
Diet Quotes
Steak’s expensive, spaghetti’s expansive.
“It’s true that a good diet is the best medicine when it suits the individual, but to live medically is to live wretchedly.” Then he related some examples of deceased persons who starved themselves to death on the advice of their physicians. “I eat what I like and will die when God wills it.”
More people die from over-eating than from undernourishment.
He who indulges – bulges.
Do you make a grievance of weighing so many pounds only instead of three hundred? Then why fret about living so many years only, instead of more? Since you are content with the measure of substance allowed you, be so also with the measure of time.
Use three physicians still; first Doctor Quiet, Next Doctor Merry-man and Doctor Diet.
Whatsoever was the father of disease, an ill diet was the mother.
I’ve lost the same half-stone so many times my cellulite’s got deja vu. I don’t need a diet. What I need is a tape worm.
You can’t lose weight by talking about it. You have to keep your mouth shut.
