Diet Quotes

I refuse to spend my life worrying about what I eat. There is no pleasure worth forgoing just for an extra three years in the geriatric ward.

Seconds count – especially when dieting.

The best way to lose weight is to develop an orthodox belief in some religion that doesn’t allow any fun.

Some women would be more spic if they had less span.

Only I, who never dieted myself, Have succeeded in living to a ripe old age. I who in young days Yielded lightly to every lust and greed; When palate craved only for the richest meat… When hunger came, I gulped steaming food; When thirst came, I drank from the frozen stream… With wine I deluged […]

The best way to lose weight is to eat all you want of everything you don’t like.

I highly recommend worrying. It is much more effective than dieting.

Food has replaced sex in my life, now I can’t even get into my own pants.

What some call health, if purchased by perpetual anxiety about diet, isn’t much better than tedious disease.

The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight because by then, your body and your fat are really good friends.