He who indulges – bulges.
Do you make a grievance of weighing so many pounds only instead of three hundred? Then why fret about living so many years only, instead of more? Since you are content with the measure of substance allowed you, be so also with the measure of time.
Use three physicians still; first Doctor Quiet, Next Doctor Merry-man and Doctor Diet.
Whatsoever was the father of disease, an ill diet was the mother.
I’ve lost the same half-stone so many times my cellulite’s got deja vu. I don’t need a diet. What I need is a tape worm.
You can’t lose weight by talking about it. You have to keep your mouth shut.
For a quick pick-me-up, take a plain yoghurt, a banana and a few ice cubes in a blender and puree until smooth. Throw it at a skinny person.
My appetite is my shepherd, I always want. It maketh me sit down and stuff myself. It leadeth me to my refrigerator repeatedly Sometimes during the night. It leadeth me in the path of Burger King for a Whopper. It destroyeth my shape. Yea, though I knoweth I gaineth, I will not stop eating, For […]
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Square meals make round people.