My present profession is Physick – now, when my pockets are full, I cure a patient in three days; when they are empty, I keep him three months.
Doctors Quotes
The kind of doctor I want is one who, when he’s not examining me, is home studying medicine.
The patient surely had been lame for life, So Scalpel, pitying, killed him with his knife
Doctors are the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you too.
I often say a great doctor kills more people than a great general.
Surgery is by far the worst snob among the handicrafts.
There are two kinds of charlatan: the man who is called a charlatan, and the man who really is one. The first is the quack who cures you; the second is the highly qualified person who doesn’t.
You know what they call the guy who finishes last in medical school? They call him Doctor!
The alienist is not a joke – He finds you cracked, and leaves you broke.
There was a time, when we beheld the Quack, On public stage, the licensed trade attack; He made his laboured speech with poor parade, And then a laughing zany lent him aid: Smiling we pass’d him, but we felt the while Pity so much, that soon we ceased to smile; Assured that fluent speech and […]
