One has a greater sense of degradation after an interview with a doctor than from any human experience.
Doctors Quotes
Yesterday the Zeus of stone from the doctor had a call – Though he’s Zeus and though he’s stone, yet today’s his funeral.
My present profession is Physick – now, when my pockets are full, I cure a patient in three days; when they are empty, I keep him three months.
The kind of doctor I want is one who, when he’s not examining me, is home studying medicine.
The patient surely had been lame for life, So Scalpel, pitying, killed him with his knife
Doctors are the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you too.
I often say a great doctor kills more people than a great general.
Surgery is by far the worst snob among the handicrafts.
There are two kinds of charlatan: the man who is called a charlatan, and the man who really is one. The first is the quack who cures you; the second is the highly qualified person who doesn’t.
You know what they call the guy who finishes last in medical school? They call him Doctor!
