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Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.
You can’t be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline – it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.
Taking the pledge will not make bad liquor good, but it will improve it.
Liquor and love rescue the cloudy sense banish its despair give it a home.
There’s nothing romantic, nothing grand, nothing heroic, nothing brave, nothing like that about drinking. It’s a real coward’s death.
There are three things which I consider excellent advice. First, don’t smoke to access. Second, don’t drink to excess. Third, don’t marry to excess.
Some pals, and I, in a public house Were playing ‘dominoes’ last night, When all of a sudden in the potman runs With a face just like a ‘kite’. “What’s up?” said Jones, “Why you silly old fool Have you seen old Aunt Maria?” – “Aunt be blowed,” then the potman cried – “The blooming […]
People who drink light “beer” don’t like the taste of beer; they just like to pee a lot.
Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough.
