There’s nothing romantic, nothing grand, nothing heroic, nothing brave, nothing like that about drinking. It’s a real coward’s death.
Drink - Drinking - Drunk Quotes
There are three things which I consider excellent advice. First, don’t smoke to access. Second, don’t drink to excess. Third, don’t marry to excess.
Some pals, and I, in a public house Were playing ‘dominoes’ last night, When all of a sudden in the potman runs With a face just like a ‘kite’. “What’s up?” said Jones, “Why you silly old fool Have you seen old Aunt Maria?” – “Aunt be blowed,” then the potman cried – “The blooming […]
People who drink light “beer” don’t like the taste of beer; they just like to pee a lot.
At the third cup, wine drinks the man.
I cannot eat but little meat – My stomach is not good; but sure I think that I can drink – with him that wears a hood.
All right, brain, I don’t like you and you don’t like me – so let’s just do this and I’ll get back to killing you with beer. (Homer Simpson)
Better belly burst than good liquor be lost.
To alcohol, the cause of, and solution to all of life’s problems. (Homer Simpson)
There are two things that will be believed of any man whatsoever, and one of them is that he has taken to drink.
