Drink - Drinking - Drunk Quotes

Let us eat and drink; for tomorrow we shall die. (Isaiah 22:13)

Never refuse to do a kindness unless the act would work great injury to yourself, and never refuse to take a drink- under any circumstances.

A man is a fool if he drinks before he reaches fifty, and a fool if he doesn’t drink afterward.

Wine is a mocker, strong drink is raging: and whosoever is deceived thereby is not wise. (Proverbs 20:1)

I drink to the general joy of the whole table. (Macbeth)

When will I learn? The answer to life’s problems aren’t at the bottom of a bottle, they’re on TV! (Homer Simpson)

The first glass for myself; the second for my friends; the third for good humor; and the fourth for mine enemies.

Ay, you spake in Latin then too; but ’tis no matter: I’ll ne’er be drunk whilst I live again, but in honest, civil, godly company, for this trick. If I be drunk, I’ll be drunk with those that have the fear of God, and not with drunken knaves. (The Merry Wives of Windsor)

Son, when you participate in sporting events, it’s not whether you win or lose… it’s how drunk you get. (Homer Simpson)

An alcoholic is someone you don’t like who drinks as much as you do.