Woe unto them that rise up early in the morning, that they may follow strong drink. (Isaiah 5:11)
Drink - Drinking - Drunk Quotes
There are people who strictly deprive themselves of each and every eatable, drinkable, and smokable which has in any way acquired a shady reputation. They pay this price for health. And health is all they get for it. How strange it is. It is like paying out your whole fortune for a cow that has […]
George W. Bush manifests all the classic patterns of what alcoholics in recovery call “the dry drunk.” His behavior is consistent with barely noticeable but meaningful brain damage brought on by years of heavy drinking and possible cocaine use. All the classic patterns of addictive thinking that are spelled out in my book are here: […]
Let us eat and drink; for tomorrow we shall die. (Isaiah 22:13)
Drink, sir, is a great provoker of three things… Marry, sir, nose-painting, sleep, and urine. Lechery, sir, it provokes, and unprovokes; it provokes the desire, but it takes away the performance: therefore, much drink may be said to be an equivocator with lechery: it makes him, and it mars him; it sets him on, and […]
C’mon, Moe. It’s been St. Patrick’s day for hours now and I’m not drunk yet! (Homer Simpson)
One of the penalties of being president of the United States is that you must subsist for four years without drinking anything except Californian wine.
I drink to the general joy of the whole table. (Macbeth)
When will I learn? The answer to life’s problems aren’t at the bottom of a bottle, they’re on TV! (Homer Simpson)
The first glass for myself; the second for my friends; the third for good humor; and the fourth for mine enemies.
