An alcoholic is someone you don’t like who drinks as much as you do.
Drink - Drinking - Drunk Quotes
I have very poor and unhappy brains for drinking: I could well wish courtesy would invent some other custom of entertainment. (Othello)
I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day.
I am awake, I might as well be drinking.
Do not think, gentlemen, I am drunk: this is my ancient; this is my right hand, and this is my left: I am not drunk now; I can stand well enough, and speak well enough. (Othello)
I drink to the confusion of our enemies.
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they’ve always worked for me.
We are merely cheated of our lives by drunkards. (The Tempest)
We need a new cosmology. New Gods. New Sacraments. Another drink.
I was daily intoxicated, yet no man could call me intemperate.