Not only did Ed love liquor. He went further. He had a deep suspicion of anyone who did not. If a nondrinker shut up and minded his own business and did not make an issue of his failing, Ed could be kind to him. But alas, a laissez-faire attitude is very uncommon in teetotalers. The […]
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He’ll probably never write a good play again. (on hearing that Eugene O’Neill had sworn off drinking)
We are in such a slump that even the ones that aren’t drinkin’ aren’t hittin’.
A bumper of good liquor will end a contest quicker Than justice, judge, or vicar.
Fifteen men on a dead man’s chest, Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum! Drink and the devil had done for the rest, Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum!
At the third cup, wine drinks the man.
I cannot eat but little meat – My stomach is not good; but sure I think that I can drink – with him that wears a hood.
All right, brain, I don’t like you and you don’t like me – so let’s just do this and I’ll get back to killing you with beer. (Homer Simpson)
Better belly burst than good liquor be lost.
To alcohol, the cause of, and solution to all of life’s problems. (Homer Simpson)
