One of the penalties of being president of the United States is that you must subsist for four years without drinking anything except Californian wine.
Drink - Drinking - Drunk Quotes
I drink to the general joy of the whole table. (Macbeth)
When will I learn? The answer to life’s problems aren’t at the bottom of a bottle, they’re on TV! (Homer Simpson)
The first glass for myself; the second for my friends; the third for good humor; and the fourth for mine enemies.
Drink and dance and laugh and lie, Love, the reeling midnight through, For tomorrow we shall die! (But, alas, we never do.)
This is the way I look when I’m sober. It’s enough to make a person drink, don’t you say?
I love to drink martinis. One Drink, two at the most. With three I’m under the table, Four and I’m under the host.
There are three things that are not to be credited: a woman when she weeps, a merchant when he swears, nor a drunkard when he prays.
Not drunk is he who from the floor – Can rise alone and still drink more; But drunk is They, who prostrate lies, Without the power to drink or rise.
Rye whiskey, rye whiskey, rye whiskey I cry. If I don’t get rye whiskey, I surely will die. If the ocean was whisky, and I was a duck, I’d dive to the bottom and never come up. I’ll eat when I’m hungry and drink when I’m dry. If whiskey don’t kill me, I’ll live till […]
