The first glass for myself; the second for my friends; the third for good humor; and the fourth for mine enemies.
Drink - Drinking - Drunk Quotes
Ay, you spake in Latin then too; but ’tis no matter: I’ll ne’er be drunk whilst I live again, but in honest, civil, godly company, for this trick. If I be drunk, I’ll be drunk with those that have the fear of God, and not with drunken knaves. (The Merry Wives of Windsor)
Son, when you participate in sporting events, it’s not whether you win or lose… it’s how drunk you get. (Homer Simpson)
An alcoholic is someone you don’t like who drinks as much as you do.
I love to drink martinis. One Drink, two at the most. With three I’m under the table, Four and I’m under the host.
There are three things that are not to be credited: a woman when she weeps, a merchant when he swears, nor a drunkard when he prays.
Not drunk is he who from the floor – Can rise alone and still drink more; But drunk is They, who prostrate lies, Without the power to drink or rise.
Rye whiskey, rye whiskey, rye whiskey I cry. If I don’t get rye whiskey, I surely will die. If the ocean was whisky, and I was a duck, I’d dive to the bottom and never come up. I’ll eat when I’m hungry and drink when I’m dry. If whiskey don’t kill me, I’ll live till […]
There are two reasons for drinking: one is, when you are thirsty, to cure it; the other, when you are not thirsty, to prevent it.
Drink the first. Sip the second slowly. Skip the third.
