You’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
Drink - Drinking - Drunk Quotes
In the bottle discontent seeks for comfort, cowardice for courage, and bashfulness for confidence.
I don’t drink; I don’t like it – it makes me feel good.
If you drink, don’t drive. Don’t even putt.
Melancholy, indeed, should be diverted by every means but drinking.
Drinking provides a beautiful excuse to pursue the one activity that truly gives me pleasure, hooking up with fat, hairy girls.
Life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life, so get wasted all of the time and have the time of your life.
I must entreat you to be scrupulous in the use of strong liquors. One night’s drunkenness may defeat the labors of forty days well employed.
If you drink like a fish, don’t drive – swim.
When I realized that what I had turned out to be was a lousy, two-bit pool hustler and drunk, I wasn’t depressed at all. I was glad to have a profession.
