Drink - Drinking - Drunk Quotes

O Strangers! By Anacreon’s tomb who pass, Shed o’er it wine, in life he lov’d his glass.

It’s the first drop that destroys you – there’s no harm at all in the last.

When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let’s all get drunk, and go to heaven!

When money’s tight and hard to get – and your horse is also ran, When all you have is a heap of debt a pint of plain is your only man.

A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.

He is not drunk gratis, who pays his reason for his shot.

Lips that touch liquor will never touch mine.

Booze is the answer. I don’t remember the question.

‘Tis clear, since Brandy kill’d Tom’s scolding wife, that drinking rids us of the cares of life.

When your companions get drunk and fight, take up your hat and wish them good night.