Drink - Drinking - Drunk Quotes

Draft beer, not people!

On Drinking – stop at three, for the fourth is ours no longer, but belongs to Hubris. The fifth belongs to yelling, the sixth to prancing about, the seventh to black eyes. The eighth brings the watch, the ninth vomiting and the tenth, insanity and hurling the furniture.

He’d drink the piss from a brewer’s horse.

The best cure for drunkenness is whilst sober, to observe a drunken person.

Remember I before E, except in Budweiser.

A bartender is a temporary pharmacist with a limited inventory.

I pray thee let me and my fellow have A hair of the dog that bit us last night.

And God said, ‘Let there be vodka!’ And He saw that it was good. Then God said, ‘Let there be light!’ And then He said, ‘Whoa – too much light’.

A soft drink turneth away company.

A man comes from the dust and in the dust he will end – and in the meantime it is good to drink a sip of vodka.