And God said, ‘Let there be vodka!’ And He saw that it was good. Then God said, ‘Let there be light!’ And then He said, ‘Whoa – too much light’.
Drink - Drinking - Drunk Quotes
A soft drink turneth away company.
A man comes from the dust and in the dust he will end – and in the meantime it is good to drink a sip of vodka.
Starkle, starkle, little twink, Who the hell you are, I think. I’m not under the affluence of incohol, Like some tinkle peep I are.
Everybody should believe in something – I believe I’ll have another drink.
Beware of the man who does not drink.
Don’t drink and drive, you might hit a bump and spill your drink.
God made wine for great and small. Small fools drink too much. Great fools drink none at all!
One drink is just right; two is too many; three are too few.
Drink and drive. We need the business. (on a tow truck)
