Don’t drink and drive, you might hit a bump and spill your drink.
Drink - Drinking - Drunk Quotes
God made wine for great and small. Small fools drink too much. Great fools drink none at all!
One drink is just right; two is too many; three are too few.
Drink and drive. We need the business. (on a tow truck)
If you drink enough wine, it doesn’t matter how bad it is.
Choose your company before you drink.
There’s too much blood in my caffeine system.
If you can lead it to water and force it to drink, it isn’t a horse.
A drunk man’s words are a sober man’s thoughts.
A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
