Starkle, starkle, little twink, Who the hell you are, I think. I’m not under the affluence of incohol, Like some tinkle peep I are.
Drink - Drinking - Drunk Quotes
Everybody should believe in something – I believe I’ll have another drink.
Beware of the man who does not drink.
Don’t drink and drive, you might hit a bump and spill your drink.
God made wine for great and small. Small fools drink too much. Great fools drink none at all!
One drink is just right; two is too many; three are too few.
Let’s drink to California, way out by the sea, Where a woman’s ass, and a whiskey glass, Made a horse’s ass of me.
For (insert city of your choosing) hath no sober man, Or none of milk sop thinkers, And no philosophical fools, But great and glorious drinkers!
Here’s to heat – not the kind that ignites and burns down shantys – but the kind that exictes – and slides down panties!
May your Guardian Angel be at your side to pick ya up off the floor and hand ya another cold stout from the store.
