There’s too much blood in my alcohol system.
Drink - Drinking - Drunk Quotes
Alcohol preserves everything except secrets.
He who quarrels with a drunken man injures the absent.
Remember I before E, except in Budweiser.
A bartender is a temporary pharmacist with a limited inventory.
I pray thee let me and my fellow have A hair of the dog that bit us last night.
Here’s to cheating, stealing, fighting, and drinking. If you cheat, may you cheat death. If you steal, may you steal a woman’s heart. If you fight, may you fight for a brother. And if you drink, may you drink with me.
May your liquor be cold, May your women be hot.
Dance as if no one were watching, Sing as if no one were listening, And live every day as if it were your last.
Here’s to the breezes that blow through the treeses, That blow the skirts off of young girls’ kneeses, Which lead to the sights that sometimes pleases, But more often leads to social diseases.
