There’s too much blood in my caffeine system.
Drink - Drinking - Drunk Quotes
If you can lead it to water and force it to drink, it isn’t a horse.
A drunk man’s words are a sober man’s thoughts.
A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
He is not drunk gratis, who pays his reason for his shot.
Lips that touch liquor will never touch mine.
May you never lie, steal, cheat or drink. But if you must lie, lie in each other’s arms. If you must steal, steal kisses. If you must cheat, cheat death. And if you must drink, drink with us, your friends.
Nary a day goes by that I miss to wonder why the moon shows his face as the day draws nigh. In the firelight I ponder my canine’s thought as he gazes upon me from his hand-me-down cot. I think of God and all his creations, one being the women with her unbridled temptations. I […]
Here’s to women’s kisses, and to whiskey, amber clear; not as sweet as a woman’s kiss, but a damn sight more sincere!
Here’s to the game called “Ten Toes” That’s played all over town. The lassies play with ten toes up. And the lads with ten toes down!
