Husbands Quotes

When I die, bury me on the golf course so my husband will visit.

A woman who takes her husband about with her everywhere is like a cat that goes on playing with a mouse long after she’s killed it.

I’m the man of the house. I always have the final word “Yes, Dear.”

A husband without faults is a dangerous observer. (Marquis of Halifax)

It’s a wise husband who will buy his wife such fine china that she won’t trust him to wash the dishes.

I could not endure a husband with a beard on his face: I had rather lie in the woolen. (Much Ado About Nothing)

All husbands are alike, but they have different faces so you can tell them apart.

Get thee a good husband and use him as he uses thee. (All’s Well That Ends Well)

Most women have a good deal of pity for some other woman’s husband.

The American girl makes a servant of her husband and then finds him contemptible for being a servant.