Chumps always make the best husbands. When you marry, Sally, grab a chump. Tap his forehead first, and if it rings solid, don’t hesitate. All the unhappy marriages come from the husbands having brains.
Husbands Quotes
Don’t stay long when the husband is not at home.
A husband is what’s left of the lover once the nerve has been extracted.
If ye take away my meat, I trust God will take away my hunger.
My grandmother was a very tough woman. She buried three husbands. Two of them were just napping.
Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as it is fit in the Lord. Husbands, love your wives, and be not bitter against them. (Colossians 3:18-19)
What could he know of sky and stars, or heaven’s all hidden life. Who did not see in his own house the knave that kissed his wife.
Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the savior of the body. Therefore as the church is subject unto Christ, so let the wives be to their own husbands in […]
There is so little difference between husbands you might as well keep the first.
His Honor was of the opinion that the defendant had a right to whip his wife with a switch no larger than his thumb, and that upon the facts found in the special verdict he was not guilty in law.
