A businessman boarded a plane to find, sitting next to him, an elegant Jewish woman wearing the largest, and most stunning diamond ring he had ever seen. He asked her about it. “This is the Klopman diamond,” she said. “It is beautiful, but there is a terrible curse that goes with it.” “What’s the curse?” […]
Husbands Quotes
Why does a woman work ten years to change a man’s habits and then complain that he’s not the man she married?
Better have an old man to humor than a young rake to break your heart.
The true male never yet walked Who liked to listen when his mate talked.
A bad wife wishes her husband’s heel turned homewards, and not his toe.
Don’t worry. If you keep him long enough he’ll come back in style.
One can always recognize women who trust their husbands. They look so thoroughly unhappy.
A good husband should be deaf and a good wife should be blind.
I know this is painful for the ladies to hear, but if you get married, you have accepted the headship of a man, your husband. Christ is the head of the household and the husband is the head of the wife, and that’s the way it is, period.
When I have you for my husband, I will hold you fast with chains of love and devotion so that you shall never leave me, or love anyone as long as I can love and comfort. (They married in 1884)
