Husbands Quotes

The lover in the husband may be lost.

An easy-going husband is the one indispensable comfort of life.

It is easier to be a lover than a husband for the simple reason that it is more difficult to be witty every day than to produce the occasional bon mot.

Husbands are like fires. They go out when they’re unattended.

The mate for beauty should be a man and not a money-chest.

Husband, n. One who, having dined, is charged with the care of the plate.

You mean, apart from my own? (responding to the question, How many husbands have you had?)

The best way to get a husband to do anything is to suggest that he is too old to do it.

Even quarrels with one’s husband are preferable to the ennui of a solitary existence.

What’s the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? About 30 pounds.