You mean, apart from my own? (responding to the question, How many husbands have you had?)
Husbands Quotes
The best way to get a husband to do anything is to suggest that he is too old to do it.
Even quarrels with one’s husband are preferable to the ennui of a solitary existence.
What’s the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? About 30 pounds.
Galla, you ask why I’ll not marry thee? Galla, you are too learned for me. A consort so correct I cannot take: For I as husband, oft might solecisms make.
My husbands have been very unlucky.
American husbands are the best in the world; no other husbands are so generous to their wives, or can be so easily divorced.
On the tombs of her seven husbands the notorious Chloe placed the inscription “The Work of Chloe.” How frank!
Fat generally tends to make a man a better husband. His wife is happy in the knowledge she is not married to a woman chaser. Few fat men chase girls, because they get winded too easily.
Let it first be established that more sagging husbands fancy unattached women than are fancied by them.
