A husband is what’s left of the lover once the nerve has been extracted.
Husbands Quotes
If ye take away my meat, I trust God will take away my hunger.
My grandmother was a very tough woman. She buried three husbands. Two of them were just napping.
Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as it is fit in the Lord. Husbands, love your wives, and be not bitter against them. (Colossians 3:18-19)
What could he know of sky and stars, or heaven’s all hidden life. Who did not see in his own house the knave that kissed his wife.
Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the savior of the body. Therefore as the church is subject unto Christ, so let the wives be to their own husbands in […]
I was brought up among the sort of self-important women who had a husband as one has an alibi.
Plain women know more about men than beautiful ones do.
Husband: A No. 16 neck in a No. 15 1/2 collar.
Positive reinforcement is hugging your husband when he does a load of laundry. Negative reinforcement is telling him he used too much detergent.
