Better have an old man to humor than a young rake to break your heart.
Husbands Quotes
The true male never yet walked Who liked to listen when his mate talked.
A bad wife wishes her husband’s heel turned homewards, and not his toe.
Don’t worry. If you keep him long enough he’ll come back in style.
One can always recognize women who trust their husbands. They look so thoroughly unhappy.
A good husband should be deaf and a good wife should be blind.
Husband, n. One who, having dined, is charged with the care of the plate.
You mean, apart from my own? (responding to the question, How many husbands have you had?)
The best way to get a husband to do anything is to suggest that he is too old to do it.
Even quarrels with one’s husband are preferable to the ennui of a solitary existence.
