Works well only when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap.

One-celled organisms outscore him in IQ tests.

The man is all class – unfortunately third.

His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of morbid curiosity.

Donated his brain to science before he was done using it.

He doesn’t know the meaning of the word fear, but then again he doesn’t know the meaning of most words.

I would not allow this employee to breed.

Fell out of the family tree.

May a Misguided Platypus lay its Eggs in your Jockey Shorts.

This employee is really not so much of a has-been, but more of a definite won’t be.