If brains were taxed, he’d get a rebate.
Not every ass has long ears.
She sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.
If he were any more stupid, he’d have to be watered twice a week.
This employee should go far – and the sooner he starts, the better.
If you give him a penny for his thoughts, you’d get change.
Got into the gene pool while the lifeguard wasn’t watching.
If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean.
A room temperature IQ.
It’s hard to believe that he beat out other sperm.