They don’t hardly make ’em like him any more – but just to be on the safe side, he should be castrated anyway.
Insults Quotes
His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork.
From the Gutter to You, Ain’t Up.
Greater love hath no man than this, that he lay down his friends for his life. (On a Macmillan cabinet shuffle)
He’s the kind of man who picks his friends – to pieces.
Your ears are like flowers. Cauliflowers. Your lips are like petals. Bicycle petals. Your teeth are like stars. They come out at night.
An agile but unintelligent and abnormal German, possessed of the mania of grandeur. (about Friedrich Nietzsche)
He made enemies as naturally as soap makes suds.
He is the kind of a man that you would use as a blueprint to build an idiot.
Some day I hope to meet you. When that happens you’ll need a new nose, a lot of beefsteak for black eyes, and perhaps a supporter below! (To Paul Hume, a music critic, after Hume had written an unfavorable review about Margaret, Truman’s opera-singing daughter.)
